Have you ever had one of those days where you wake up all bright and full of hope and just to be a dick, life says: "You know what? It's your turn today, jackass. Bend over."
Today was one of those days.
BUT: today I managed to keep my kid alive and reasonably well fed. (She's not bathed, but it's summer and running under a hose totally counts as a bath around here.) The dog is still here. No spouses were harmed in the making of this post.
I did not, at any point, reach out and choke-slam anyone, regardless of their level of deservingness, although fate tempted me with quite a few jerk-offs who might have actually benefited from getting some sense knocked into them.
Overall, I'm calling it a day and a fucking WIN.